They don't have cars like this in the park on Tuesdays.
We have never seen a car like this in the park on a Thursday either.
We have never seen the Lake Ness Monster on a Friday.
Taffy has never been known to swim on a Saturday.Come to think of it,Taffy has never been known to swim.
Diesel and Jake never play rugby on The Lord's day.
It is entirely unheard of for Diesel to take a penalty kick on a Sunday.
He always misses on Wednesdays.
A naked welsh streaker interrupted play.
That rules out Monday.
A Pomeranian girl stripped off in the stands.It must be Wednesday.
A couple of girls joined the boys in the bath after the game.
But they were both dogs.Taffy demonstrated the art of not swimming.
He still got wet though.
The boys had a few drinks in a rock club after the game.Diesel and Jake were headbanging to AC:DC.
Then the moshing started.
Before long Jake was legless.
He needed somebody to lean on.
The youngsters can't hold their ale like Dylan.
They've not got his balls.
Diesel looked the worse for wear.
Dylan was still trying his best to impress the ladies.
The doormen soon told them to go home.
Diesel couldn't remember where home was.
He spent ages waiting for a taxi.Then decided to walk.
Diesel tried to chat up some pussy he met in the street.
But the cat got his tongue. 
